You should dream of me :)
I'm going to dream of single life.
i think i'm in class. and blacked out.
As long as they suck a good dick I don't care what fruit they have and where they have it
They're having chugging contests. With juice. Please get me out of Utah.
sometimes i think what itd be like to be a firework
Ya well my good-girl image was pretty much blown when he found out I'm going to jail soon.
I feel like death crawled up inside me and died. That sick
STOP SETTING ME UP WITH GUYS YOU MEET ON CRAIGSLIST
I am going to buy some m-80's and keep a bucket of them in the bathroom. That way I can just depth charge the toilet before each time I use it. Lets see how those snakes like cheap Chinese explosives
It's like my life is one of those movies where after a bunch of outlandish events that only happen in a movie the girl realizes her true life calling and lives a great life with a sexy man of multiple races. But I'm stuck in the fucked up part where 25 year olds come in their pants.
You woke us up at 9:15 am still in your toga from last night saying "welcome to my house party...party". You had already filled up the pong cups with yaager/fireball and ordered a chicken platter... Who even delivered that that early???
i want george washington to fuck me as hard as he can holy shit
You just sent me an audio message of you peeing. That’s true love right there.
He's UNCIRCUMCISED. And it curves. Two things I've never encountered in all my sluttiness and they're both on the hottest guy alive. :(
He showed his fake to the cop and was like "does the coloring look off to you?"
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