just saw a prosititute with a baby stroller...question is...if the baby wakes up is the blow job free?
Here's an idea...how about I take shots by myself and drunk dial you around noon?
I never once brought up his unibrow when he was insulting me. That's class.
Ps if we're still living vicariously through each other, you had sex on a beach last night
we had to stop you from eating moldy cake.. twice.
I wish I could go back in time 3 years and tell my freshman self how easy it is to hook up with freshmen
Well yea but it's the principle of the thing.. The fact that he could actually BE your daddy
I have no idea. I think this is what happens when people take drugs in the middle of the day
She asked for her virginity back. I don't know what to say
She's working this semester. Her dad saw he was listed as 'the atm' on her phone and cut off tuition for three months.
that's where you went wrong. never assume I'm adult enough to do something on my own.
idk i usually just blame everything on steve
Steve quit two months ago
Dude, she had a pound of gunpowder in her closet. I for sure got a fear boner.
I'm hungover from the 8pm vodka and still drunk from the 5am beer.
My Hitachi broke 1 day into this stay home bullshit.
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