Sometimes I stick my finger in my own ass and pretend it’s a vagina. I think it’s kinda weird. What do you think?
I just named my vagina "The Boneyard"
More like "Chia Pet"
you just used "cock block" and "youth group" in the same sentence. somethings wrong with you.
I love watching others lives come down to our level.
Awww, you two will make beautiful abortions together...
I kind of want you to get arrested just so I could frame an avatar mugshot.
It's a special occasion. Hence the 151.
could hear acupuncture therapist getting blown in the next room over the whale music
I caught him trying to shit in her bed. I asked him why he was doing it and he said "because it's wrong."
You caught me at a bad time. I'm stoned enough that I'm ready to sleep but also not stoned enough that I wanna smoke again but also stoned enough to not wanna drive anywhere
Remember when we tried to have fun last time..? I got put in a choke hold and you woke up in some ones car.
Good luck. While you're suffocating on a dick, I'll be eating pizza rolls. Being a good girl.
Whatever douche. I sucked the dick that made you. I. Win.
Maybe those shots of hot dog water wasn’t a good idea after killing a fifth of tequila.. but who’s askin
Im so unlucky if I fell in a barrel of dicks, I'd come our sucking my thumb
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