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(386): View more from Florida

I wanna passion pit in your ass

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(301): View more from Maryland

You put your red cup in a chain link fence and kept telling me you could use it as a telescope

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(301): View more from Maryland

I had one margarita and got the worst headache of my life... its like my liver has senior week ptsd

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(505): View more from New Mexico

I think their strategy was based on people bein at a beach, seein a rainbow, and havin an orgasm at the same time.

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(303): View more from Colorado

Well I squeegeed the puke off your arm at the gas station

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(412): View more from Pennsylvania

And he probably thinks I'm in love with him but after three shots of Patron you love anything

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(774): View more from Massachusetts

I think he offered to cook me dinner or cook me for dinner. Not really sure. Just smiled and nodded.

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(606): View more from Kentucky

hey man , the girl you brought home last night is in the kitchen puking in the sink and asking if she can have more shots of Whiskey....think i should give her a shot glass or send her home....

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(614): View more from Ohio

i wish i could put you in a lil box, and keep you for when i need to be blown

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