When we talk. Remind me of these topics, photoshop, my bday, threesomes, and cherekee indians. I swear these are real topics...
New topics to add when we talk, sweden, boxing, and the band journey
She said as long as i don't wake her up she doesn't care what hole i use.
Got yourself a keeper right there.
i've come to the conclusion that there is no classy way to apply chloroseptic spray to your butthole.
i was trying to find the best way to say come over and have sex, without saying it.
I told them I got hit by a car again and now im pretty sure they think im being abused but there was no way in hell the truth was going to fly. Employed people aren't supposed to break their faces in piggy back ride accidents.
He just showed me a video of his erect penis moving to the beet of the music when he was high, I think I'm in love.
If you end up at a gay bar on a tuesday night in steelers pjs, does that mean youve hit rock bottom?
I feel like we should at least be hungover if we're gonna be this grown up.
The narcoleptic neighbor conked out while taking her dog out again. Drinking game based on what the dog does and how long she's out. You in?
I woke up with $140 in twenties in my bra and have never been more puzzled.
Pornhub is still operational. Therefore, the world has NOT come to an end in the blizzard!
You got this. You survived the RA last semester (granted you almost got arrested but still.)
SOMETIMES YOU HAVE TO BLAST VANESSA CARLTON IN YOUR CAR AT MIDNIGHT TO FEEL AGAIN. IDK.
Now I’m honestly wondering if I took this kids virginity
We found him. He just came running out of the closet with a bruise on his face saying he has been fighting elves in Narnia for a year.
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