So she stayed over last night and slept walked in to my moms room where she used the bathroom and then proceeded to get in bed with my moms naked boyfriend. So yeah, at least now my family got to meet her.
I am so getting Plan B when we get home. Not getting knocked up by a dude with a hair piece.
just heard a tri-delta girl talking about her drunken escapades last weekend...it's like the exact plotline to a hardcore porno.
I don't even want to think what you did to boys being that drunk and horny.
Then I wouldn't suggest looking at the pictures from last night.
Its become more of a routine.. Whenever I get done eating and have left overs I just take it over to his house and throw it all over the walls and windows. Pay backs a bitch ehhhh
Mass texted booty calls to all the guys I've hooked up with this year to commemorate the end of the semester.
2 rounds of irish car bombs have already been taken to your 5 year sober anniversary
Every time I roll over in bed I land on a different vibrator. I feel I'm the only one with this problem.
Most men with as many freckles as you aren't vagina magnets. You are an exception to your kind.
Correction... Drunk on winter break. There are no days of the week on break.
I feel like a pet sloth would complement my lifestyle.
That's the ultimate walk-of-shame: running away from your own apartment and hiding in a McDonald's.
You squatted and peed on the living room floor while maintaining eye contact with Sebastian
Hurricane Harvey ruined my dick appt. WTF?!
Is it just me or did we have a heart to heart talk while you were naked last night?
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