I just am on my way home.. i had 3 and one startd crying and puking.. so they went home. one bitch fuckin ruined it for evryone.. u playin cards?
you didnt say anything until i brought it up today. i guess i misjudged your maturity.
I guess I misjudged your gender.
If it was for sex do you really think i would asking for a mass vote? I'm like fidel castro when it comes to sex. No public approval needed.
I woke up to find her cooking breakfast wearing nothing but my Nuggets jersey. I don't think this could end better.
Just realized my talking to the tv hockey voice is same as my sex voice. Life just got a whole lot weirder.
She washed lettuce and peppers in the shower and proceeded to make a salad
He sat there and debated the pros and cons of hooking up with me
She started crying and told me to leave half way through, I'm walking down main with a bottle of patron and a sweatpants boner.
this better not be you asking for a beej
Well it involved jumping two nine foot fences. But when you mix alcohol and persistence you can't lose.
Ill give you a 4 hour blow job if you make my nephew go to bed.
I've known you for the past two years. You never kid about biology or alcohol.
In the pie chart of my life, she is a huge part of why I drink.
just saw a kid get pissed on buy a tiger at the zoo. His dad is rofling and the kid is crying. I think I have to go make a new friend
a victory without nudity is not really a victory
There were no words. I got in his car, took my pants off, threw my shirt out the window, and got things started. After we were done I collected my clothes, gave him a kiss, and crept back into my house.
You're like the sex ninja. How doesn't he love you?!
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