"tonights gonna be a goodnight" was blasting at the club while i was screaming "NO ITS NOT" and crying. How do you think it went?
absolutely not. he will always be that kid that threw up a ham and cheese sandwich in fourth grade to me.
after the first, "yea you like that baby", i quickly remembered why i had stopped having sex with him.
are any of them hardcore sluts...just absolute worthless human beings? if not the paper wins
her facebook pictures are like a timeline of all the guys she's screwed.
we are currently watching a singalong porn...just thought you should know
Found you in the bushes with fireworks, a teacup and no shoes. Decided it was a bad time to wake you.
i just complicated the hell out of my summer by fucking him this early on
I feel like I have to sign a death waver before I have sex with him...
I don't know, Alex. I don't know. I lost my keys, my debit card, my makeup bag, broke my purse, had to have someone cut my shoe off, I have no idea where my costume is. I woke up next to the biggest douchebag I know and made out with this other guy while SIMULTANEOUSLY talking on the phone to the guy I'm talking to...
I just got my evaluation. My manager told me he hated my guts and pretty much wanted to stab me in the face. Then he gave me an "exceeds expectations" on pretty much everything and a raise.
I mean, he drove your car and it burst into flames, if anyone cant be trusted, it's him.
HE LIVES IN ANOTHER STATE
actually scratch that last text, he's the perfect boyfriend. He stays faithful and doesnt find out about all the guys here. it's a win-win
Can I bother you for a second.
You always bother me but go on.
BITCH IT IS YOUR BIRTHDAY AND I'M STARTING ON A FISHBOWL OF LIQUOR WITHOUT YOU
I read that out. Group response is "Katie is hard as fuck."
WITH MOTHERFUCKING MONKEY MITTENS
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