then he goes, "ok, i have to go talk to the girl i'm semi-talking to/dating and see if i'm in trouble" WHAT IS MY LIFE?!
where are you?
in the room with the baby pig
k im coming soon
my new favorite insult= "thundercunt"
its like national bring your ginger to the pool day or something
CHAZ BONO WILL BE ON THE NEXT SEASON OF DANCING WITH THE STARS.
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They tried. Someone started to yell beer shower but he spun around and punched them in the mouth before they even finished saying beer. He's a fast little drunk.
Just realized how sopa could affect my ability to watch porn, son of a bitch
And drunk me decided to play keep away with sober me's dignity
Just got assigned a beer bong as hw in fluids to demonstrate the inverse of pascals principle. I love this prof
just texted my dealer that i could taste the blue but not the cheese. i said i could taste blue.
Last night I dreamt that I sold my car and used the money to have wheels surgically implanted in my feet and legs so I became a human heely and I just rolled everywhere
Is it possible to hurt your vagina working out, because I think my Dumbass accomplished that... ๐ฏ๐๐๐
Do I even want to know?
I think he fucked my hip out of place.
You know that episode of Spongebob where Patrick teaches Spongebob to be fancy? His dick was like that, only fancier.
It's okay to admit that you're into redheads.
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