Marg and I just meaowed the nat anthem. I was tenor.
'm tripping baaaaaaaaaaaaaaas
I really like him. That's why I'm having sex with someone else, so he doesnt think i'm a slut.
I sharted during my first quiz and I couldn't leave, I went ahead and took the rest of the day off.
she just stood in the kitchen yelling "REAL WOMEN HAVE CURVES"
you didnt remember my name all night. you kept referring to me as "the blonde with the fat ass"
Why is there an empty beer bottle in the shower?
Why wouldn't there be.
The douche that always wears spandex at the gym just walked into class with a dick going into his mouth drawn on his face. The professor said "rough night" and he still has no idea. Tyring to get a pic
Just heard a guy on the phone saying " ya ill buy the eight ball " then came to my register to ask what asile the sugar substitute is on.
So, we estimated there is at least 40 pounds of boob in our house.
He drank his beer out of his own shoe. Its his "party trick"
Apparently there's nothing on sonza for "giving a handjob while sunbathing"
SO AWKS THEY ARE HAVING A COUPLE FIGHT AND I JUST WANT PIZZA
I may or may not have tried to give myself a lobotomy
How was jagerbomb pong?
It was like communism. Great in theory. Terrible when put into practice
Honestly, I am sitting in my room watching Ciara videos and thinking I am super jealous of how she rides it.
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