not sure how we got back down, broken rib says we didn't use stairs
i'm not a hellocoptur, but youer in a dorm ans im un a dorm
Just called the bar: "hi this is the girl who you kicked out for excessive bleeding, do you happen to have my coat?"
So after he broke the crutches and got us kicked out of McDonalds, we stole a bike and when we got back to the hotel, he jumped out the window into the bushes.
Yeah when he is drunk, he seems to think he is Captain Americas Canadian counterpart, Captain Canuck
I remember looking at his body and thinking wow you have a body sculpted by Jesus himself. Still not sure if I said that out loud or not
I just remembered that last night I seriously contemplated swallowing the cap to my toothpaste
Did you clean his pubes up off the table yet?
There. Isnt. A. Single. Person. Who. Is. Not. High. At. Church.
Please tell me I didn't send you a dick pic in the middle of Peter Pan..
I think i got my first booty call. it was like she came to my house. sex. leave.
Congratulations. Welcome to the wonderful world of quick dirty secret sexy time.
thanks... i think. haha
not only was there glitter in the toilet after i peed, but there was some on the toilet paper after i wiped. this cant be healthy.
You walked around in your costume going up to every guy saying "I'm a squirrel, give me your nuts"
I cannot believe I accepted his penis into my body.
Bring shot glasses to the final. Don't ask questions.
He broke through his window then signed his name on the biggest peice of glass from it. I think they framed it and named it 'best party ever'
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