Haha no. But I cannot hook up with you anymore. Especially when you group text people.
batman just walked across the sidewalk
lay off the drugs
no for real he was wearing a cape
Whatever, you were 10 deep and there was a hot tub. No judgment.
I jsut got pulled over and passed the sobritaty test.
Good thing spelling doesn't count.
Seriously, in what other class can the final major discussion be what bar you're going to with your prof?
Three questions... How drunk were you? How long until we can make fun of you for this? Do you even really need a spleen?
Also, that dude projectile vomiting all over the living room was the perfect distraction for me to swipe the booze and run.
Also the McRib is back. Lets get high, dress like cowboys, and eat some McRibs.
If there was a build-a-penis, I would build that penis.
You'd love her. She's outspoken like us. And appreciates a big penis and a strong drink.
You've created a tinder dominating monster.
The important thing is that she is gone, presumably back to the depths of hell from whence she came.
Do you think it would be okay if i cleaned my cartilage piercing with the leftover vodka?
She was cleaning herself at the bus stop. She also picked up gum off the ground and ate it
My apartment stinks of burning failure
Randomize
