Come on, it shouldn't be that hard NOT to suck someone's dick
A lady just asked me if you "seat yourselves" here at qdoba. I told her yea and she has been sitting at a table waiting for someone to take her order for 25 mins.
she sounds like chewbacca in bed
I didn't know it was possible to make picking up dog shit look sexy.
She did the bend and snap...
just fought my dog for the chicken pie I dropped on the floor.
It wouldn't have been a big thing. If anything, I woulda apologized to you and cleaned the remote
Tough to say exactly how to play this. I just know people don't like surprises when genitals are involved.
I believe I convinced two girls to makeout for freedom last night Hahaha
WTF YOU SHOULDNT BREAK A SWEAT TAKING A SHIT. MY BODY HATES ME.
We turned on "find my friends" and watched her progress. Got concerned when she didn't move for an hour on Adelaide, turned out a booty call was made, then she went back to the bars.
So did I or did I not flash an entire concert last night?
Its 11am and I'm eating gummi bears and drinking Tennessee honey in my underwear...this is why I'm self employed
It's 8 in the morning and you're doing coke and drinking margaritas. First, you have a problem. Second, why didn't you invite me?
Pray for me.. I'm like the lonely vagina in a sea of sworming dicks
Am I the only person in the world that does not give a shit about the avengers?
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