So its not gay if you have sex with another woman and its academic
so what if I'm having sex with a woman for recreation?
Thats gay
dude you just took shreks wife home. what the fuck is wrong with you
when a bears hungry he eats besides shes got her nipples pierced
While sitting in bed naked eating ramen and watching the colbert report I realize why random sex happens.
If I'm having a dream where I'm having sex and I can actually feel it between my legs because I've had a lot of it recently, does that make me a whore?
I have a feeling this is a serious question. Problem solve, Jess.. I'm going to let you figure that one out on your own
Are we still dressing up as garden gnomes for halloween?
No. I would like to get laid again before I graduate.
I just signed a document stating that I would dd all summer if they would go pickup food.
he is like the poster child for std's. god i hope he meets a girl with teeth in her vag. that would serve him right
i wish it would rain vodka just once. i have not puked yet bring it on
we're driving around with this really dirty (unclean and inappropriate) 60 year old ex-san quintin con named old skool d that my brother knows and hes bringing us to get weed. what is montana?
Only sluts go out in this weather carpe diem boys
I can't control his boners. I can only encourage them.
I told my mom that I was just gonna go check the mail. It's been 19 hours, and I woke up in a hot tub covered in chocolate, with a text from her sayin "have fun sweetie"
Neighbor is sitting on his porch looking like he made some terrible life decisions and I just want to be like "I drank half of a handle of peach vodka in a shed last night. I understand" but I think they're swingers so his night probs sucked more.
I am the image of restraint, it's why im just hungover and not in the hospital
Only you would offer whiskey to a man in liver failure.
Randomize
