friends don't let friends hook up with gingers.
We have sex, then we talk about foreign policy. Its a win-win.
Home safe. Psyche shattered. Still rolling. In love with the morrocan rug in the living room.
I sent her 8 pictures of my dick in a baked potato. Not sure how I thought that would get me laid later.
Ive made peace with the fact that i will accomplish nothing except liver damage today
Well I can't message him and be like "hey I was behind you in CVS a month ago and I remembered your last name and DOB and looked you up on fb and added you so wanna hang out"
Only I could go on a date with one guy, have a beer with a different guy and go home with the guy im trying to avoid. I have a talent or a problem.
I figured if he was OK cheating on his gf with a guy, he'd be OK with me posting his number to m4m Craigslist Ads
You're either getting fucked or a coupon to Friendly's. I haven't decided yet.
OMFG. JUST WALKED IN ON A DUDE JERKING IT IN THE MCDONALDS BATHROOM
Stall or urinal?
WTF DOES CAROLINE HAVE GLASS IN HER FACE
9 am booty call on your ex's birthday. Fuck yea
What's the protocol for doing tequila shots at a baseball game when you're chaperoning for a church group? You know, hypothetically.
Dude, the worst part is I can't even pretend it didn't happen because she posted a video of it on Facebook.
My sister and her gf showed up at my door with no pants on at 4 AM talking claiming its hot.
Randomize
