I swear if I see one more guy in a v-neck and fedora I'm going to punch someone in the balls. This is philly, you're not supposed to look like Ryan Cabrera
I just found a Chris Hansen soundboard online, care to guess what I'll be doing all day?
and she was petting her beer can
he just quoted gucci mane to try and get me to give him head.
They're like penises that have been put in a blender.
just a question.. totally understand if you dont know what im talking about.. but.. do you have my funnel? i think i tucked it in to your bed last night.
look up what dreaming that you're in a lesbian relationship with a manatee means.
He met a random girl on the bus home and decided to go to Spain with her. The blackout decisions are becoming internationally epic. He has work in the morning.
Feeling better?
I can stand long enough to do the dishes finally. Been trying that all day.
What if our hands were octopus tentacles?
You're an idiot.
My phone just autocorrected 'vagina' to 'vaginihilation'...when exactly did I need to convey total annihilation by lady parts??
Holy shit, just saw a girl in the library smoking a bong disguised as a calculator
it's a rainbow of FUCK YOU
I don't know if I'm dying or this is just a mild inconvenience
In a few weeks I'll be a beautiful butterfly and me and my cat will have to repopulate the earth. WE WILL REBUILD!!
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