HIV tests are more positive than that guy
All I've ever wanted to do in life is right
Maybe you should learn how to spell write first
If you're gonna cry pregnant again I'm not coming over.
i wonder if detective benson from law and order takes those handcuffs home. i bet she does.
When god put her together, he was drunk & feeling creative... a vagina here, sexually ambiguous breasts there, and a pair of shoulders that would make a linebacker jealous
We had like 4 guys come over and buy us all drinks as an excuse to hit on Kendra. Hanging out with her is now officially fiscally responsible.
This is the last time I call a hotel to see if you or some random guy paid for the room last night.
you really cant fit homeless dj into your budget? doubles as charity
Its completely acceptable to go naked under my graduation gown right?
Some ppl might frown upon it but theyre prudes
nothing like having plan b for breakfast in a cvs parking lot before ordering this semester's textbooks
Someone should make a valentines day card that says "I like the way you continuously consume thc with no concept of a limit other than drug supply" Because I'd send that to you.
But like now I know, men who are vegetarians are significantly worse in bed.
She's so nice... She deserves all the dicks.
Autocorrect changes "sex" to "sec". I have been so long without it my phone thinks I made a mistake.
She told me I’m a “stunt cock.” I’m okay with that
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