Omg. I just woke up in a room full of naked people
i miss you and i wish you were peeing between my legs right now. in a platonic way
Do you ever think that bumblebee is the gay transformer?
Every day of my life.
I think i found piece of your tooth in my dick this morning when i took a shower
oh good. ive just found out that i went downstairs at 6 am still blacked out and had a 30 minute conversation with my mom about the different ways to feed our dog
Its that time of year where we just drink more instead of dressing warmer
he has a puerto rico area code and says his name is johnny cash. extremely suspect
Can you fuck me on the kitchen counter at some point? I'll lysol it after
We were all definitely blackout with drunk goggles on, even though you and Amanda were the only ones dressed up as it.
well i mean she can't stop a weed based friendship...its like a trying to stop a bomb or a really fast train...
We had sex on the beach. I was completely naked except for my sneakers. That's when you know
It's not your birthday unless mom picks you up at the bar
His dick is a spiritual experience and meditation is very important to me.
I think next time I give head I'm gonna try making the chewbacca noise.
I look forward to it
Should I give the penis ring toss game to good will or garbage
Randomize
