so she asked me if I thought she was fat and naturally I said no..... but I think she might catch on
who is she? I really hope you have an explanation cause either you think I'm fat or you're cheating on me
facebook friend requested him the morning after while he was still asleep in my bed, a whole new level of creeper even for me
now were playing what girl doesnt belong in the picture of girls in bikinis.
So I just bought underwear that says "I'm taken." Just know that when I cheat on my bf with you, that's what I'm wearing
Im drunk with people I love less than you. fix it.
It feels like im being cuddled by a thousand little smurf vaginas
omg. MEgabus. stoned.
Theres these two guys talking.
Just found out that his ringtone for me is a train blowing bc and I quote 'I know when you call I'm getting laid'
I woke up knowing I have nowhere to be today except parties and it was glorious and I am so happy
It might look like I curled my hair last night but it's just the jiz.
He's coming over again? GIRL, you're thoroughly enjoying the month of Dicktember.
I need more than 2 fuckable people this is an outrage
Tell him you want to lick his face. Didn't work for me but might turn out better for you idk
I walked in on him fucking her whilst she ate skittles. I saw things no one should see, but I did get your bra back. You owe me.
ya I went to the grocery store literally just for cheese and condoms
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