he thought i was passed out so he proceeded to jerk off while i lay on the floor next to him
soooo we both peed the bed last night...
dude, she was giving me a lapdance and her thong had a skid mark. no I did not hit it.
yeah come on over we're just pre gaming for the grocery store
update: ifinallt managed t5o be in a. Horizontal position without throwing up... the snmall victories.
during a bj, his alarm went off and he said "At the buzzer"
If you didn't damage your room so much from fucking so hard we would have got more of our security deposit back
I resent that
You stumbled in at 10am, half-clothed and still drunk from last night and yelled "well, its not called a walk of pride!", then passed out on the couch.
you are not my drinking buddy, you are my drinking enemy.
Shit dude that sort of wholesale destruction can't just be done at the drop of a hat
I think your high point was when the quesadilla was in your mouth and you were screaming "I can't chew!" and the Taco Bell guy just kinda stared at you like he wanted to strangle.
Lets watch game of thrones and have sex every time someone is naked. It'll be like a drinking game but better.
I just know what's gonna happen. I mean. I shaved my legs up to shorts length. But I'm leaving the rest as a sort of makeshift caution tape.
After we had sex he gave me a thumbs up... fucking A&M Aggies, man
I think it may be easier if I stay drunk/high til the wedding. You game?
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