Apparently when you order 'bottomless fries' at red robin that doesnt mean you can go around to every table and eat all the fries you want off other peoples plates.
Do you ever think that bumblebee is the gay transformer?
Every day of my life.
I wasn't interested in him...but then he played The Office theme song on acoustic guitar. I'm sorry.
Just KTHXBAIed an old man for staring at me
Legitimate concern. Who am I going to have birthday sex with?
Cooked breakfast with his mom this morning...I'm like the housewife of one night stands
Pretty sure i brought my phone charger to a booty call
downside - we got stuck at the intersection before the santa clause parade started and had to wait for it to end. upside - i got frontrow seats and a blow job to the santa clause parade.
I should become a firefighter. Who uses his cock to fight fires. Like a Superhero.
We have GOT to stop getting stoned and going out for expensive dinners.
As a home can we vote to stab Peter?
I mean, you've had my nipples in your mouth now, so I think we've reached a certain level of friendship.
I think part of my soul drowned in beer and/or jack daniels last night.
I told him I hooked up with his best friend. And then he ate me out. I'm just THAT GOOD.
Pretty sure I just pissed straight whiskey...
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