I'm having a debate with **** over whether or not he is gay... what's your verdict?
GAY or at the very least bisexual.
His "joking around" with all of his roommates is clearly as act. He needs to step back and reevaluate his sexual orientation.
Weird... you've rode him.
How can she be afraid to give you a blowjob? It's not like your penis is going to turn on her and eat her.
two drunk chicks are talking to me about reinacting 2girls1cup
ill bring the camera dont start without me
My mom just told me to drench my entire body in vodka for 20 minutes. I have never been this russian. no one has ever been this russian
It just hit me that i made out with someone's mom last night
If Megan asks I spilled my water water all over her. I pissed on your roommate. You're welcome. I expect you to keep that on the down low. Seriously tell her the water thing
He was more tolerable with alcohol in my system. I woke up to him squeezing me and telling me how he wanted to dip me in strawberry jam.
Wait. Did you let me snort wine last night cause I wanted to smell jesus's blood?
Yes. I have pictures. Your soul is mine.
I don't think you understand. I woke up under the car. At 3 am. In the club parking lot.
it still weirds me out that Robin Thicke is Alan Thicke's son
If I show up to the mall alone looking like I do to purchase a vibrator and some Japanese food, I would judge me too.
she walked through the crowd, completely naked, slapped a pool attendant in the face and stole the towel he was carrying. she used it to dry her hair.
Sigh. I haven't seen a dick since August 22nd. And in case you forgot, it's January.
I made out with him in the club and he endorsed me on Linkedin. My networking skills are off the charts.
When I get off work and you're not around to hang out with all I do is lay around in my underwear and eat potatoes.
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