Motorboating on a tuesday night. not too shabby....
It smells like weed.
We are in Boulder, Everything smells like weed.
names aren't important. just tell him all you want is a lil make out sesh and keep it moving.
it's all fun and games until somebody pulls the tampon string..
I love the moment a guy admits defeat against the front clasping bra.
The only thing better than Call of Duty is getting jerked off while playing Call of Duty.
Does your throat ever get sore from being choked too hard or do u think I'm just getting sick??
How's dating the med student working out for you?
After we had sex last night he showed me where my spleen was.
A true anatomy project.
Oh my god he's laying on a longboard singing the song from cool runnings.
Apparently hitting a bong with your mouth half numb is hilarious but frustrating!
Remember that time we turned a can of Axe body spray into a flame thrower?
The twitch Bob Ross stream is the happiest little hangover cure ever.
All i want from a relationship is to get drunk watch pirates of the Caribbean and have sex
Someone made a mask out of a crown royal bag. Can't decide if tacky or awesome.
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