Good luck man
I dont need it. Shes easy.
I havnt had this much beer since i losodt my virginity. thank. god.
im at that stage where all she has to do is cough or something and it pisses me off
i dont feel like going...you don't know how much work goes into getting my whore on
I just had a formal request to dress as a boyscout for my meeting with Legal on Friday. From Legal. Time to go home.
I thinking of taking all of the pics of his dick that he's sent me and making a calendar.
I told them I got hit by a car again and now im pretty sure they think im being abused but there was no way in hell the truth was going to fly. Employed people aren't supposed to break their faces in piggy back ride accidents.
I feel the need to send all my exes pictures of penises larger than theirs. Because they all must suffer.
I had fun last year but I was one half of the hoe train back then. At least I'll feel better about myself as a person this year.
I'm going to miss going to the strip club though.
Hey I have your shoes. Do you remember shouting "Police brutality!" when the bouncer was kicking you out last night?
I was blowing him while he was singing Happy Birthday to his girlfriend on the phone. I win.
Porn. Physics. Porn. Icecream. Porn. That's my life now.
We've only been here for 15 hours and our names are already on 2 separate police reports. We've also been given our "final warning" by the cops and hotel management.
Everyone is a disappointment when you lose your virginity to nine inches
She's asleep in a fisher-price toy car
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