her teeth looked like a whores toenails, i was too horrified to
ID DO HER
SHE HAS LUMPS OF DEODORANT IN HER ARMPIT, I THINK ONE FELL IN YOUR DRINK
Maybe she got knocked up by accident. I still refuse to believe that anyone actually INTENTIONALLY gets pregnant.
Well I scaled a 3 story building last night to get laid. What have u done for ur penis lately?
Just did my hair and make up at mcdonalds so we're in the same boat.
The drugs are starting to wear off. Suddenly aware there's a girl with bald patches and 2 guys that don't have a full set of teeth between them.
I Think it is all interconnected. Emma caused most of the nakedness
Just croosed over that too drunk for chemistry class line
Woke up in an unfamiliar pair of underwear, running shoes but no socks, and a cowboy hat. Thank you crown royal
I can't wait for you to see these terrible photos I'm about to have taken with some stripper looking girls. I don't know what this photographer is thinking
Just had an old man tip me two dollars and say "here put this in your baby fund, you'll have a baby someday" I swear this is gods way of saying GET ON BIRTH CONTROL NOW!
She just shoved like three McNuggets in her mouth and started sobbing and I have no idea what's going on.
Oh my god i hate key west. No one takes amex and strippers took all my money
Maybe don't sell him so much adderall next time. The other day during finals he was convinced that he could see the "molecules of life in the air" and kept reaching up slowly to grab them.
idk he wanted to trade sex for a triple order of hashbrowns
AND YOU SAID NO?????????
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