no, there's no challenge. I live a humble lifestyle out of virtue.
You wear Armani Exchange.
Guy at red light looking at porn. I'm waiting for him to look over at me so I can shake my head and he can feel bad
i was focused on more important things... like standing, and not spilling my beer
Just used water from the fish tank for the bong. Thank you fishy.
mary just dropped the yahtzee dice in her wine. and shes throwin em like shes on a craps table.
hahahaha slap the bag.
He probably has his cowboy hat on, that's his house hat.
I have got to stop making out with redheads. I need to sign my life over to my dad like Britney Spears.
I totally gave him head in sync to Beastie Boy's Sabotage playing in the background.
Does buying my brother condoms for Christmas say "keep having sex with her, I like her" or "dear god, do not get this girl pregnant"?
The dude at Coffee Bean just handed me my tea latte and whispered, "pomegranate blueberry is such a sexy flavor". With a wink. I'm almost certain that there's an STD floating around in my drink.
Last night I went to spank her while she was riding me and sack-tapped myself.
Pretty sure my first birthday present will be a pic of an 18-year-old's cock. And I am OK with that
Idk I think he's weird but he's also from Wisconsin so that might have something to do with it.
I smell like heartbreak.
Tequila and sloppy rebound sex?
How did you know?
I consider walking to the bars and dancing my exercise and I buy doubles so my drinks r heavier so that's my arm workout
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