p.s. you have a small clit
YOU ARE THE MOST AWKWARD PERSON ALIVE.
I'm seriously so bored I'm seeing how many rooms I can masturbate in before I get caught.
Four. Poor grandma...
i just made my gag reflex go away.
but seriously ill do anyone in one of those hats with the earflaps.
She was giving you that "I really want to blow you but I have to act professional" look. Guaranteed
I think the guy in front of me just puked in a styrofoam cup.
Remember when you tried to pay that stripper to cry on stage?
I'll be honest. I knew what I was getting into. I'm not proud, but I'll be damned if I'm ashamed. 6 month draught is over. That's justice.
I need you to help me convince Steph that she will like Tequila if she would chase it with A-1
The empty keg landed on my head. It's a good thing we already got shitfaced or i'd be a vegetable and the humor would be completely lost.
I cant believe im wasting my plan b experience on this guy. I should have saved it for someone special.
Sadly he is straight as an arrow that is designed by a robot computer from the future with lasers.
This saddens me. Mostly because I want to see the schematics on that robot.
I tried to put my heels in the coat check
Are you aware that you called your mom to say hi before you dragged the random guy into bed last night?
Remember that time I came to London for 4 hours, got hammered, cried for an hour and then left.
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