Forget about socially acceptable. Make me happy instead
i think if you made a shrine it would be creepy
I can tell how much and what I drank by my morning shits
Come over? It's my birthday
How many times has that text failed you tonight?
the doormen always congratulate him in spanish as he walks me downstairs in the morning
I was the last girl at the bar last night. It was like a battle royale between 10 guys.
the girl walking home behind me started yelling and pointing "i want an ass like hers!" i feel vaguely accomplished.
We can't bring brittanys dog so we are getting high and getting in my bathtub I think it's pretty safe
When boys buy condoms it makes me feel proud of their mothers for doing a good job
Im going to hell in a hand basket. With a ribbon tied to my head. I'll be like a puppy for the devil.
WHY does every guy I sleep with want to fix my car?!
We boned on a bench in a park, french people were walking by cheering us on. Totally acceptable
I need to buy fuckboy repellant for whenever I think it's a good idea to meet boys I found in tinder
Omg I joined a choir last night...
i feel like you should know pants are always optional
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