is swine flu sexually transmttd?
Ha no, why?
sriously ive never had a hangovr this bad
Took her home last night and it was like trying to put an oyster in a slot machine. I may have drank a little too much.
the only reason why im excited to go home for break is to finally eat real fucking food and have normal bowel movements.
Party priorities: alcohol > girls > music > cups > decorations
HE COULDN'T FIND IT! WHAT KIND OF QUARTERBACK CAN'T FIND IT?!
The last thing I remember was talking about the economic viability of cock ring manufacturing... we had some good ideas
Printed off fake 'Producer' Sundance badges for us. Pretty sure they double as free passes for getting laid by 'actresses'. Testing this theory tonight.
If you were awake I would probably ride my bike over, fuck you like a god, leave you in the wonders of life, and bike home
Uhm after 8 I don't recall anything. All I know is there's a picture of me playing pong with my grandmother.
We had sex in the morning in pregnant lady position. Like fuck me like the hott piece of ass that I am, not your wife of 7 years.
Pulled over to puke on the way to sign closing papers on the house...Good sign of responsibility.
Having weed delivered to your door is like having your own personal Santa Claus
Holy shit dude........stairs
I am a bad person
You slept with him. Was it good?
I wasnt going to but I was too lazy to blow up the air mattress
I wish I had a tail.
Why?
...why not?
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