garbage
garbage dick
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you win
I saw a girl walking around campus with bandages on both her knees. I need to get her number.
you kept running around the room with a flask shouting "so much room for activities!" then someone tripped you and you passed out
You just got cockblocked by Conan O'Brien.
You handed some guy a spoon you found, he yelled SPOON GAME, and then the two of you spent the next 20 minutes throwing spoons all over the kitchen.
Im gonna need you to always be ready for drinking or this will never work. grow up peter pan.
You yelled "hold my dick" before you tackled the guy away from the dj and two random girls moved to actually hold it, then argued about it. I want that whore aura!
Hey, it was your idea to keep her occupied with the barscanner on your phone.
you didnt need to give her a fucking sharpie. there are handmade barcodes everywhere. including my cock. fucker.
A surprise thumb up the ass and I'm wide awake. She was right, no need for caffine pills I could fight ninjas now.
I woke up on your bathroom floor, i used your towel I found laying on the floor as a cape to get to your bed. I thought it would help me walk straight if I looked like a superhero
I don't know what I would do if cheese never existed
Someone's stooooned
Its a first. Never been peed on in a line to concert. First time for everything.
She kept telling me it was a squirtgun.
I really need to stop sending pussy pics if I'm going to be running for state representative in November
She was a little thick, but we banged on the beach and fireworks went off as we finished so I think God wanted it
If me saying "come f***k me now" is talking, then yes.
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