I did the walk of shame to another booty call
I don't think that should turn me on, but it does
sitting with a guy who's looking at the cum stains on the bed. Do you think he's convinced it's from the cat?
No. He thinks you're slutty.
Im broke. I spend all my money on weed cigarettes alcohol and food. In that order. I cant even cut one of those because you know it'd be food. I already stopped getting my nails done just so i could support my bad habits.
The karaoke bar doesnt have electric avenue. Ill just have to pick another song and sing the lyrics to electric avenue
That taco smell coming from your belly button was a huge turnoff
I swear this girl is like a Cross between Danny Devito and Anne Heche....the Lesbian Years.
Please tell me this is my four loko that I just woke up in....
We're drinking vodka. Wine is for people who have to wake up in the morning.
I gave his parents a candle as a thanks for letting me hang out there all the time. Which i guess is more accurately a thanks-for-letting-me-fuck-your-son candle
i made up my own drinking game and i took a secret shot every time someone asked me about school or my future
Dude hobos go hard. I learned a lot last night.
I want to be "performing a disservice to society by actually wearing clothes in public" hot.
Please can we have sex in this office for old times sake
THERE IS A MAN IN THE BATHROOM IN COLONIAL GARB GET HERE
And you hate the library
Yea but I love drugs and my grades
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