Why do all fat girls have "that smell"?
there's got to be a less slutty way to tell him the baby isn't his
I'd say this is worse than that time when I realized that my favorite bath toy growing up was my Mom's douche bottle.
Banging bitches in a bar bathroom is not legit as it was in college, there are no fistpumps afterward only shame
It's like you are the superhero of getting jizzed on
one minute he's happily playing with a lighter and the next thing I know, he's screaming and the swing set is on fire
I'm like a number 27.2 on a scale of 1-10 of how badly I want you right now.
Your lack of a response brings it down to a 25.4.
I set up her keyboard so that no matter what she does, it will open up RedTube. Click and command Q all you like, its going to porn. No I play the waiting game
They have a house rule that you get a composite for every 5 guys you sleep with. Where should I hang my new one?
I TOOK A FINGER IN THE BUTT YOU CAN OPEN THIS MESSAGE
I'm SO high. And there is so much pudding in this car
I peed in front of kids, unfortunately
I FLASHED A GUY AT MCDONALDS FOR A FREE BREAKFAST BURRITO. IT WORKED!
Fucked a DJ on a jetski today... I love florriidaaa!
My penis is lonely
So is my ring finger
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