I love black thongs
he only lasted three minutes, so to spite him i stayed the night and slept in.
omg, he ripped it...he ripped my vagina...best. night. ever.
I just found 'pokemon orgy' in my search history
He had a beer bottle in each of his back pockets and was on rollerblades. All I remember is following him for about 10 minutes
He just told an 8 year old to go fuck himself so we probably won't be in the butterfly exhibit much longer.
I just laughed at the word pudding. I have no idea whats going on right now.
So I've been thinking about this, and I've decided my bed is magic. Every time I change the sheets, a new boy is in my bed. I own the Sheets of Dreams-if I change them, they will come.
And after peeing my pants waiting outside for him, i proceeded to drop down and roll in the nearest puddle to pretend like i just ate shit when he arrived
Question. There's no better feeling than clean shaven balls. Do girls get that too?
Just smoked the bong while taking a dump. I love living by myself.
Apparently my thong was thrown in the cornfield last night. No one will tell me why.
I gave up great shower sex to be here so don't say I never did anything for our friendship.
We didn't have a place to have sex. So we timed the automatic car wash & spent $9 for 3 minutes and 45 secs of car sex.
while giving me head, she stopped, looked up at me smiling and said "ill never be able to look at bananas the same way again" and then went back to work.
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