Suck a a big bag of reindeer cock bud. Sent from church. See you in hell
she blew me in the men's room in the restaurant. it was a french bistro, so it was okay
Pushiiing vjews 4 ma daz caik
Lyk hr kuds 4
So drunk. Washed my hair un pancheros sink cus I was so hot.
I think we should bring back the casual nipple tassel
HOW ARE YOU ALWAYS DRUNK? AND WHERE ARE TOU TRYING TO GO??
It's like your nipple is comforting my nipple.
It was the hardest I ever came in my life and once I could see straight again I just looked at him and said "cool"
Are you okay?
I went home with a 38 year old guy in a kilt, do I look okay!
When we left, you were on your third beer. When we came back to grab you, you had a pint glass half full of whiskey and had convinced the band to give you a microphone.
In local news "Man Stabbed With Golf Club" next person who tells me this is a safe place to live gets punched...
How did you interpret 'wheat thins' from 'vaginal trauma'?
I asked him if we could have sex sometime and he sent me a three page long text about his feelings for me. that's the only possible situation I've ever run into where a "k" response would have been more appropriate.
I shouldn't be allowed to be in america for NYE... or any major holiday for that matter
He told me that I should keep my socks on next time because he read somewhere that it'll help me orgasm...
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