I don't care. He smelled like a fucking chilli cookoff
Dorm room. In. Elevator. Fell in. Boom. Puke
I had to throw a towel over the bottles cuz it hurts to look at them
Sudden memory flashback: drunk me outside ripping my tampon out and throwing it into the neighbors yard, silently cheering 'time for sexxxx'. I sense a dangerous pattern emerging
Just so were clear I meant the head your face is on
hot boxing the bathroom at chili's. where the fuck are you, it's too big of a box for just one person.
Its a first. Never been peed on in a line to concert. First time for everything.
She kept telling me it was a squirtgun.
Confirm that you received these messages so that I know you feel the agony of my vagina. There is such a thing as "too many penises".
I can already tell, the amount of fun I'm having right now is not nearly going to compensate for the amount of "let us never speak of this again" I'm gonna have tomorrow
Also, you should've bet on Team Liver.
We won.
USA USA USA
You should help rebuild my confidence with your dick. Altruism: Pass it on.
She definitely peed in a bucket in their closet last night. We should warn them about that, right?
1. Why did we have the team Chirstmas party in November 2. Why didn't anyone tell me the coaches were invited 3. Why did coach get the giant vibrator I brought
I've slapped too many boys and done too many naked laps for it only to be 10:30pm
on one hand I spent like $120 last night..on the other that was the best sex of my life
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