Party's warming up, a tranny just got here...
Call me Kermit cause I'm about to go piggin
i went to throw her on my bed and threw her straight in to my bike
I thought it was kinda weird that her ten yearold sister was playing bartender, but hey, the girl makes a damn good drink
Did you get the "i have a yeast infection from that wet frat bathroom floor" text?
He makes me wish my vagina was bigger... This must be what love feels like.
Just saw a dude in a banana costume get beat down by a one shoed black dude wearing a kilt...paninis is such a shit show after 10 on a Saturday
I feel like this is going to result in some sort of tearing in my vagina.
Thats a chance were just gonna have to take
Hope your thanksgiving is a complete blowjob festival.
I love our strategizing... I wish we used the same passion for planning our lives and future that we use for planning our drunken escapades... We would both be doctors by now, I swear
I was to tired to jerk him off, so he made me hold it while he thrusted into my hand.
Also, any YOLOwl-related sex photos will result in you winning ten orgasms, courtesy of myself, as well as sweets and bacon-based dinner. All entrants welcome
Also, I guess I made friends with the guy who caught me peeing behind a bush.
Oh you have the munchies, Dad? That's great and congratulations on the weed but STOP EATING MY APPLE PIE
I got a gay guy to motorboat me. These tits could change the world, I'm telling you.
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