We're doing the donut challenge later. How many can we fit on his erect penis. Needless to say we get along well.
Puked in my laptop case in the middle of my nutrition class.
We hung out in the bathroom the whole time and talked about sex and watched some girl pee. If you don't believe I was there, check the bathtub for bread crust.
This girl would not stay down. It was like night of the living dead. She kept on rising up to haunt anything with a penis
My date keeps hitting on your friend. Had no expectations, but not a real confidence booster.
He just told me he's been drinking vodka at work all day. I'm starting to believe in soul mates.
I just want uncharted vagina. Fresh and ripe.
Monday morning margarita madness at ny house. Yes before wheel of fortune. Yes day drinking.
I don't know what to think. Also, I decided to take a bath...sorry in advance if I flood the bathroom.
He even wore it to bed. What the hell. He's too excited about that goddamn costume.
Went to the lab to print and realized the guy next to me was the one we stole all the beer from last night..... Oops
6 showers laters and I still feel like I have his vomit in my vagina. At least I could help him figure out he's gay.
8 minutes into the New Year and and I've already sent a nude...new year, new me?
If only he'd realize the fondness I have for his genitals.
we went outside for a smoke and when we came back in you were ptfo on the floor holding the phone to your ear. Pizza pizza was on the line.
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