My hot female boss's cubical is right next to mine with a wall between us. Do you think it is too forward to make a glory hole in the wall?
i was like a deer caught in headlights with its coke-dick hanging out
I had to sleep with my math professor to pass algebra. Apparently my blowjobs are only C+ quality
Thinking about fake proposing to my gf just so the middle aged women next to us will buy us drinks
at what point did you see referring to the bartender as 'the white precious' a good idea??
It's ok I'm watering my plants with a 40 in my camelback, people are staring
I just had to dig under a pile of condoms in my desk drawer to get to a blue book. Summer is officially over.
So "I hate myself Mondays" has extended to Tuesday this week. I just had peanut butter and a glass of wine for lunch.
Forced to cancel my booty call due to the snowpocalypse. This crosses the line.
You fell in the corner and refused to get up unless someone helped you. And then you crawled under the pool table and took a nap.
You don't know how small your school is until you know everyone in the ER on a Friday night.
Because you touch yourself at night.
...What time of day am I supposed to do it?
I ate too many pot brownies and passed out topless with my boobs painted like the American flag
hey, cheif big dick, where the fuck are my panties.
Ps can u get with my cousin? He's a freshman at uconn and he's very attractive but like were related....
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