The best feeling....farting and having the bubble hit your balls
She rode me to the beat of Baby Got Back. I swear to god.
I'm going to take the bottles back.. And maybe get an x-ray
Whenever I miss you I just turn on Tool Academy
Taking the airport shuttle drunk should not happen this often in my life.
I was dancing barefoot on glass at one point. That really sobered me up.
She was doing lines off of her friends boobs in the limo at 9 oclock on a thursday This has the potential to be the best weekend ever
He came inside me, looked me in the eye and said, "Happy Mother's Day"
she's just been through a whole lot lately. When the crazy starts leaking out we give her vodka and lock her in the room with all the pillows.
so that's what that room is for...
you showed up at my door at 3am, handed me a bag of cold chicken nuggets and said "lead me to the non-irish Siobhans," do YOU think you were tripping?
I puked and rallied in front of a cop...and then waved at him....
I'm sorry your Amazon says buttplugs now
I'm glad you don't care about kids. That's one of your better qualities.
I'm glad we smoked together,that was probs the biggest sibling bonding we will ever have.
We got really excited for country fried steak then we had sex.
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