Whoa Z and x make the same sound
What can I say...he's packing some serious heat down there. You wouldn't expect that looking at him, huh?
I guess God knew he was going to be bald...
He literally didn't stop until I lost count of how many times he made me orgasm. It took three hours.
It was like riding a jackhammer on a train during an earthquake. THAT amazing.
I was greeting people at my door feeding them jello shots out of an ice cube tray with a spoon.
We made a trail of cheez balls so we knew how to get back to te apartment.
About to see some guy and give him a glance that tries to express how sorry i am for blowing his friend while he was getting a BJ in the same room
you know you're a senior when your friends are at the bar before you even get out of class
why the fuck would you go to class? it's karaoke wednesday.
I say go for the trifecta and maybe you'll get a medal or something. Or a baby. That's like the same thing right?
Bad things happen to those who bang their lab partner at the beginning of the semester.
then looked at this little girl next to me and was like "don't drink when you get older and don't let your best friend be with assholes." she looked at me like i was crazy
We could have a classy candlelight sonic dinner with fireball cocktails if you leave now. Twat tickler centerpieces.
All that stuff they told us in middle school about drugs being easy to find was a bullshit lie.
She was drunk running in the middle of the street when a cop saw her,picked her up and dropped her off at her house. This really doesn't surprise me.
Weird. And pubic lice are now endangered so your hairy balls can rest easy
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