Pussy?
how
Wat do u mean how?
hey, we don't wanna leave the house because we're watching fireworks on tv. this is america.
We sat in your minivan all night in a parking lot pretending we were in the magic school bus going to the sun
So i think we're being coned into a threesome with the promise of pokemon
How many times can I tell him I wasnt expecting sex before he realizes I'm just too lazy to shave all the time?
So, your mugshot picture is behind the counter at B-Dubs, with the caption: "not allowed on premesis."
You did a line of free coke with an obese Slovenian unlicensed cab driver in the toilets of the most questionable strip club in the country. New low man.
When you put it like that, I'm inclined to agree.
The pastor just stopped the sermon to lay hands on me. THAT hungover.
Look, I'm just saying... paying ur respects to the neighbors who had a death in the family with food u steal from the neighbors having the cookout may result in a negative karma situation.
Yeahhh, apparently my brothers think its ok not to check on me if a creeper is talking to me bc i "like those weirdo types"
Btw, I feel the need to make sure we have no misunderstanding about this. So here goes. I'll happily mess around with you again. However, I probably won't do it while you're dressed like a creepy clown. Or any clown.
I saw a spider on my bed and my first reaction was to throw my weed bag to safety
A boy in some branch of the military kissed me I think I'm going through an American sniper phase
I'd climb him like a horny MILF spider monkey.
Best night if my life? Time I got eaten out in the backseat of a M5 while eating White Castle. Then he fucked me. Perfect
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