I love you!
You're insane
Fuckin crazy man! Seriously though I think if you would have me I honestly seriously think about marrying u!
Alright now lets video chat so I can xshow u my dick! Hahahaha
Teenaged girls are God's best work and the Devil's best tool. Remember that my friend.
overheard a conversation between 2 lesbians: 'back when I used to have dick sex...' oh, vegas, I so heart you
his penis was like watching paranormal activity your very hyped up to see it but you think it might be very scary and in the end you didnt really see anything at all
literally have a bruise on my forehead from being over the toilet all night.
well he is only 50 percent black.. but after last night i am 100 percent not going back
she fucked me tho cuz it was her cat's birthday. As soon as we were done she just says "ahhh tequila tuesdays"
Do you think that my Facebook profile picture kinda look like im being raped by a 10 foot polar bear ?
Excellent idea. Nothing says "congrats for resurrecting yourself, Jesus" like Greygoose at noon!
That chick went from zero to shitshow in only 6 shots.
....she made me stop for like 3 minutes so she could talk to her cat....
Waffles and pussy, what else is there?
She's Jesus crazy. And one if not more other forms of crazy. She's 2.5+ crazy.
We always have to do something together that tests the human limits of the body. Hopefully it has at least a 75% death rate.
I got eaten out in the igloo at snow-kings castle last night.My thighs were literally melting ruts in the ice bench.Definitely colder than the minus 40 blowjob at Desiree's wedding
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