I've come to the conclusion that as a grad student I would much rather prefer to get laid then get drunk
I think you know full well that a few years ago my stance was the polar opposite
just woke up with a thong on my face, dont remember going home with anyone and its way too big for it to be a good thing
She's trying to figure out what kind of dinosaur I am... Yay codeine.
Is this one of those "if you didnt give such good head we couldn't be friends" moments?
OH HAPPY DAYS YOU'RE BOTH GINGERS YOU'LL REPRODUCE YOUR OWN KIND
Donating $10 to Sandy victims for every hurricane I drink tomorrow. Buying me alcohol just became a good cause.
University has ruined us all. I just had to clarify the last time I had sex as "No, not at the party we crawled home from in the snow. It was the one where you puked off the balcony and hit the barbecue."
Showering in not my own throw up is really hittin the spot right now.
He just walked in the house and decided to wake everyone up by yelling "I SHIT MYSELF!" We all thought he was joking....we were all wrong.
My boss brought her husband's telescope to work, so all of us that work in the MMJ Dispensary got high and had an impromptu Blood Moon viewing party. I love my job.
yesterday pre dick pic he said "no disrespect to your situation but i cant wait to get ahold of you again in the future" is this how people network??
So then we ended up at a bar full of navy SEALs and I got one of them to take his shirt off, then I felt him up
I feel like 31-year old me is 21-year old me's hero
No I don't. You owe me sex and cinnamon rolls.
its 8 and I'm HUNGOVER!! how is that possible??
Dear Andy-the problem is not that I slept with your girlfriend, it's that you didn't know she's a lesbian.
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