she looks like luggage that fell from a plane
i gained so much weight this year, i put on my string bikini underwear and couldnt see the string anymore! i hate my life.
AHHHH!!! note to self never google image chastity belt omfg
I just gave my whole company pinkeye. How's that for a summer intern's lasting impression? BOOYAHH
If you're going to watch porn, can you atleast be considerate and watch it on my old laptop and not the new one?
i'm laying naked in your bed you should probably come home
move.
I feel like I had eight dicks in my mouth
I liked a picture of him with his pants around his ankles, if that doesn't say I'm into you, I don't know what does.
Not a clue. But I did find out that his penis has a British accent.
I don't know what's worse the the fact he has worn a protective cup for last 3 years in fear of being kicked in the balls. Or the fact that the one day he decides to throw caution to the wind and doesn't wear it and actually gets kicked in the balls.
Who in tha hell do u hang out with?
Basically, I'm sure one day I'll look back on this part of my life and be ashamed....
30-degree weather + Metal Cockring Monday = really hard to pee.
Well, personally I like to keep my blackmail in well organised folders.
It's my day off, I'm going to Target to check out Moms in yoga pants
Such a shame we didn't work out. We would've been a power couple producing NFL linemen :/
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