Her vagina should come with caution tape.
I just won 10 dollars from out chugging the bar tender and I found out that the baby aint mine in the last hour. I don't even care if l get laid tonight any more.
He showed up 3 hours late wearing roller skates and acted like nothing was wrong with that.
This is a pre-sorry for hitting on and then sleeping with you're ex
There are too many people and smells in this elevator for my hangover to handle.
She once gave me sex advice over the phone while intoxicated. So no you don't have the cooler therapist.
I was mid-sentence and you stopped me and said, "Yeah.. for my vaginas sake, I'm gonna need you to stop talking right now."
Is it inappropriate to be Drs. Willy Fister and Jess Hewill as a couples costume for Halloween?
Oh we're gynecologists
The cop looked me right in the eye and apologized for cock blocking me.
Hey, Would it be ok if me and your wife have a ladies only night and masturbated on FaceTime together?
His balls will have been in my mouth at least once by this time tomorrow.
Our sex from this weekend should be engraved into a plaque or commemorated somehow. It was fucking amazing.
april was a good month for me, sexually...doubled my number, had a threesome, fucked a girl for the first time and two different boys in one night. there should be a medal
So um... You probably shouldn't post that picture of me and your crotch just because that's a new level of raunchiness that I'm not willing to accept yet
Upstairs definitely just had sex while I wrote you love poetry. That was a fun experience 🤷🏻♀️
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