I have one thing to say: spongebath.
I wish that wasn't all you had to say. And by that, I mean I wish you hadn't said that at all.
There really should be an "avoid ghetto" option on my GPS.
Helping high family members not look retarded is what family is for
Ok love is a little strong. But he consented to Nachos, beer and board game date with my cats. Keeper.
update: ifinallt managed t5o be in a. Horizontal position without throwing up... the snmall victories.
Lol. No. We cannot eat chicken while we have sex. No.
Why would you fall asleep? This is why i cant drink with my lesbian friends anymore. They take my clothes off and get vodka in my top ramen. Only yoouuu can prevent forest fires.
Third base with a 7ft basketball player last night. Fingers like a champ. I call him Edward Penishands.
My condoms might be a little big for you but hey, a big sweater is better than no sweater at all when it's cold right?
there's an entire drinking game devoted to nobody liking her face
DOMA is dead. I'm definitely going to be the last of our friends to get married now.
In the mean time, I'll continue to kick ass at running and become a successful stripper while he might hook up with one average looking girl he met at a club. I so win.
Saved a second guy who was crying/on the verge of wigging out. Just call me the drug whisperer.
My roomate had an hour long melt down about her life choices not realizing I was in the middle of having sex... So yea it went pretty horribly.
Vodka, MiraLAX and Gatorade are perfect for the night before a colonoscopy
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