Alarm just got pulled in my exam
Swear it wasn't me
Dude I just witnessed a midget touching himself and singing the chorus to somebodys watching me by michael jackson... it kinda turned me on
Your mouth is God's brothel.
I cant talk right now they are about to fuck again
okay so i know you are missing your wallet but at least its not your tooth. i am missing my tooth.
What's the most polite way to ask if you puked in my vase?
thanks for texting me "so many asians" at 1am...
there were a lot.
New game: find the sober person in Tbell
So the answer to your question is yes, I was masturbating on the roof of my building.
He kept moaning America instead of Erica while fucking me.
He is juggling broken glass botttles, I think its time to cut him off...
You have permanently scared my back with your nails. I would like to congratulate you on a job well done.
I'm in the room..It's full of lost souls and sadness. I can taste the salt of their tears. This final might take a few freshman today..
He and I tag each other in memes all day. You could say it's getting pretty serious.
Don’t say some truly stupid shit like that to me. In a kitchen. Where the knives are kept
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