It started with Hannah Montana and ended with alcoholism.
looks like were buying each other an abortion for our one year present...
just realized i can abbreviate thomas paine as t pain in poli theory class notes....YES
at least 'blackout me' had enough sense to take the puke covered duvet off the comforter.
i found her half dressed with her feet in the washer..she said it was sooo warm.
When they saw it was the 7th inning of the baseball game one took off running for the beer stand while his friend is yelling "BUY THE KEG"!
Is there a technical name for reverse cowgirl? I'm trying to maintain a little dignity with my mother here
I would makeout with my roommate, but im not drunk enough and she doesnt like bacon fat
I was so drunk last night I asked a rando at the bar to take a picture with me cause I thought he was in the band
I have never fucking hated the horrible sound of dozens of off-key recorders BLARING their fucked rendition of "Fais Do-Do" in unison against the screams of an adult male... more than I do now. This is why people avoid teaching. Kill me. End it all.
Remind me to tell you the story of the fuzzy condom
Oh and people at work think i got knocked up so my gay roomie is claiming it as his lol
he's like the highest ranking tongue wizard i know.
The kid with the ed hardy shirt put a bunch of random shit in the washer and turned it on. example: a hanger, the movie Chocolate with Johnny Depp, and your mom's cat
before i went to bed i wrote myself a note that says 'i feel all swirly'
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