new number. flushed my phone last night when i puked, made B help me look for it for 2 hours.
If I'm having a dream where I'm having sex and I can actually feel it between my legs because I've had a lot of it recently, does that make me a whore?
I have a feeling this is a serious question. Problem solve, Jess.. I'm going to let you figure that one out on your own
he wouldnt have sex with me because his guild had a misson on world of warcraft.
Hopefully the semester will be over before she has a breakout. Then I can just avoid the situation entirely
Not just anyone can homewreck on three continents simultaneously
you are my hero
I just did the nutritional comparison between 2% milk and Bud Light Lime.. the beer had less calories, less carbs, and less fat. It's not looking good for milk in my life anymore
The new google images is a smorgasbord of porn now are plans for tonight are off.
He insisted that I looked like Kiefer Sutherland, told me he didn't know what to do about it, then hugged me awkwardly.
We were playing hot potato with real potatoes at 3am
NEW INFORMATION meech found me passed out on a bench outside.
May or may not have just lost a contact hanging out Anthony's sunroof. Drunk. Hint: I can only see out of one eye right now.
Just saw a couple chasing each other on lawn mowers. Oh South Knoxville.
I have never encountered a chode in the wild
Her ex was at the party her housemates were having. He knocked on her door asking how she was while we were going at it. Turns out they were trying to work things out. Don't think I'll ever forget his face when we walked out of her room.
I can still taste your cum in my mouth and my in-laws are coming over. This should go well.
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