I mean a good dj is a huge turn on
oh btw spread eagle is not an appropriate phrase to use in a scientific presentation. learned that the hard way
The more I throw up, the more I am remembering exactly what I drank last night...in order.
Omg I'm so stupid. All the peoples fb status that said "spain" I thought they were all going to spain.......
I'm wearing cowboy boots and showing way too much cleavage to be in a place with no jaeger.
If it's any consolation, your boobs looked awesome.
still using moms red Christmas cookie plate she sent to cut lines on. not sure I can return with a clear conscious
You're probably reading this when you wake up from your "nap" in the front yard. Maybe next week you should go to class, and not start Thirsty Thursday at 9:30 in the morning.
I gotta find new tactics tho. There's just so many tied up dicks one can look at before part of your soul dies.
She gave me a handjob at the dinner table while her dad was carving the turkey. I made eye contact with him. Im pretty sure he knew.
Fuck underwear. Let's get stoned and eat ravioli.
I've entered the world of uncircumcised penises. It's disgusting.
you should never start the day with a boob text. It can only go downhill from there
he can suck his own dick, i cant compete with that
His wife just cheated on him for the third time. I'm his first extra-marital fling, that makes it ok, right? You know to keep karma balanced in the universe
Your logic is flawless...
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