I'm not really sure actually. until I fell in love with a boy (which was just a few weeks ago) I thought my attraction to men was purely physical.
so you were gay...and then you realized you were EVEN MORE gay
he wants to bone in the snuggie
Decided to write a book called "girls don't poop and other myths I wish I still believed in"
So he just rolled over in his sleep and said "that's a punctuation mark..."
reason #14 for loving my boobs...just got out of a 40mph over the limit speeding ticket thru a work zone. i dont think the cop knew i even had a face
there's a wings menu taped to my wall. don't tell me i don't have my priorities straight.
Sorry I dragged you across a parking lot
He dodged my hug and greeted me with a fist bump. I slept with him the night before. The only thing worse would have been a greeting by chest bump.
Lol what? Monday night impromptu acid drop was the alternative.
I miss her, but also fucked her ex boyfriend.... So there's that
Yeah you burned that bridge with your vagina
I like how she'll post a picture on Instagram with her boyfriend and 2 hours later you'll send me a snap of her panties on your rear view mirror
Seriously considering modifying my computer case so it can dispense wine. I need to make a bunch of changes and reorganize it's guts anyway....
Dude I puked in a snow bank and then fell face first into it
So basically he is jobless, a potential serial killer, and has poor taste in music? We simply don't have time for that.
I need to stop challenging people to taking off clothes. I win too often
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