This ain't no lie cnn says sonny n cher's dtr chastity is going to have sex reassignment surgery to become a man named chaz
Not surprised. I always thought Cher was a very passable post op transexual.
Her cum face looks like the large marge scene in pee-wees big adventure
The only way im leaving this casino is in a golden chariot or an ambulance
I keep having to talk dad out of putting tequila in the milkshakes.
well my dad not being home definitely made it less awkward to walk in carrying the bra I left wearing.
Why have they been driving around the block for the past 30 min?
He told her it was international road head day.
Your penis has nothing to do with my throat infection, sorry...
Is it wrong that I want to take the baby bump in her facebook pictures as "meal-ticket"?
Did you get your crutches off the street sign?
My goal for tonight is to swipe my debit card through those weird rolls on the back of a big bald guy's head.
the saddest part is, this is not even the first time i've woken up in a shopping cart with a concussion.
We've started traveling with Michael and Patrick so we can pretend we're two legit straight couples.
A charade that fell apart the second another couple on the cruse found Sarah face down in my box on an observation deck.
how do you politely tell someone their toddler looks alarmingly similar to the berries and cream guy
Being single again makes you realize how guys can go from licking your asshole one night to never texting you again
I need like a billion tiny bottles of alcohol to put in the patron pinatas
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