why the fuck does my google maps say i'm in punjab?!?!? u think it has to do with like...outsourcing?
Honestly, I don't care whether it was a guy or a girl. Best blowjob ever.
The best part is that he made someone stop their workout to take pictures of him, specifically so he could put them on facebook. That is an unparalleled level of douchebaggery.
You're not required to sleep with every guy that spends $10 on you.
Apparently, Mom was less-than-happy about us shotgunning beers before we opened presents.
Hey! Welcome back! How was the bachelorette in Vegas?
A safari of penis I hurt to the core
and i do believe that will be the last time you send me a photograph of our mother in her underwear.
well what the fuck is the POINT of teetotal mardi gras
It's official. I'm gonna fuck hot art class guy. But this won't be like hot Samsung guy. I'm gonna make sure I follow through this time.
Can't feel body but making pizza rolls
how I know last night was a good night: this morning I found a bottle of tapatio, a bag of chicken and a bag of popcorn in my purse.
ANIME MEN ARE MAKING ME QUESTION MY SEXUALITY AGAIN
On a scale from 1-10 how fucked up would it be to buy weed with my fafsa money?
It's a study aid
You yelled at me about a fork.
You probably deserved it, I'm very territorial about my cutlery.
He’s 48, has a Prince Albert piercing and a white Range Rover
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